actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(via genimacc)

boatany:

my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

(via takinsipsfromthefountainofyouth)

rapewhistled:

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

(via ohfckyeahmylife)